Goodbye, Navy. You and I had some awesome laughs. I hope Nintendo stops being its stubborn self until you can afford another laptop. Hopefully, you'll come by the cafe again when you come back from deployment, but I'm sure that's not going to be the case. I've already wished you the best, but I didn't get to wish you good luck with your upcoming marriage. She seems really cool. Anyway, you know where to find me. Be easy, Brown.
Hello, Muse. You are the music group that I always wanted to hear. Your sound fills me with the emotion and inspiration as i trudge through my days.
Goodbye, Jew's girlfriend. It was very nice to meet the woman who he always complains about. I hope you two had some decent fun while you were visiting. This town isn't exactly a cesspool of excitement. I know a long distance relationship can be tough, but it's not impossible. I'll be watching to make sure your man keeps his nose clean. Don't worry. I don't plan on stealing him from you... ever. I look forward to your next visit when you bring single friends. No lepers, please.
Hello, Spring. Every year you come to reign havok on my health. I'm positive we'll never get along. DIAF.
Goodbye, Kanon. You are a wonderful series and I will always treasure you. I'm a bit upset that you killed off my two favorite characters, but life without tragedy is a life sheltered in ignorance. Was that a good line? I just kind of pulled that out of the air...
Hello, dream. I think about you every night, but most of the time, I wonder if I'm wasting my time. What I'm doing now is not what I want to be doing for the rest of my life. The path to you seems to stretch for miles and I question my willpower to chase you til the end. I understand that I have to if I'm ever going to experience happiness. Why did I ever push you away...
Goodbye, bald head. I miss you so. You've been a fantasic haircut for the past 7 years of my life, however, my friend needs the hair to practice his barber skills on. Know that as the excruciatingly hot days approach, I'll be thinking of you.
Hello, blog. Over the past couple of months I thought about abandoning you. I'm sorry. I just wish I could change your name without ditching my archives. You have a goofy and corny pun for a title, and frankly, I'm sure I can do better. Unfortunately, I've come to the conclusion that I stick with you. Everything about me is goofy and corny and that I cannot pretend to be some hip internet celeb (though I wouldn't mind the traffic). I have a renewed dedication to keeping you current and entertaining for the people that do care/are bored enough to read you.